peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via geothebio)

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(via thesheriffsson)

boldly-toward-the-stars said: all this time you said your url was insertcharmingurlhere and i thought you were being sarcastic so i never googled it BUT IT WAS REAL

I told you!!!!! My URL is as obnoxious as me.

and what was it for, this country. the farms and the blood across a prairie. the nation we become as we build a second nature.

(Source: theatregraphics)

sexartandpolitics:

I remembered this exists and it brings me joy every time.

sexartandpolitics:

I remembered this exists and it brings me joy every time.

(via spicyunleaded)

(Source: -teesa-, via vakarian-cameos)

westoftheglass:

belinsky:

   

#except for that one kitchen girl #that kinda looked like Arya Stark #she was chill

(Source: firstenchanters, via vakarian-cameos)

You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

(Source: arryns, via livefromthebookfort)

"I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking forks out as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. And that’s what I want."

Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via mulaneysbutt)

(Source: fathomsofrubies, via bebecaaas)